Thursday, March 04, 2004

Feeling a bit childish today! My new name is Poopsie AppleFace. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dav Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... follow the instructions to get yours!


Hoy me siento infantil! Mi nuevo nombre es Poopsie AppleFace. Lo que viene a continuacion esta extraido de un libro para ninios, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor PoopyPants", de Dav Pilkey. El malvado Profesor obliga a los demas personajes a cambiarse los nombres...seguid las instrucciones para crear vuestro nuevo nombre! - tiene gracia si entendeis ingles, claro.


Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
Usad la tercera letra de vuestro nombre para determinar vuestro nuevo nombre:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
Usad la segunda letra de vuestro apellido para determinar la primera parte de vuestro nuevo appellido:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker


Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
Usad la cuarta letra de vuestro segundo apellido para determinar la segunda parte de vuestro nuevo apellido:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice


The weather today:
Haze
7C
UV Index: 0 Minimal
Wind: calm
Dew Point: 7°C
Humidity: 100%
Visibility: 2 miles
Barometer: 1,020.0 mb

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